[Howlin]

I know! I want to be one of "the regular people," better known as "You," too!

[MoralSense]

Used to be a touching ballad on the radio here in Boston, with lyrics something like this:

"When you're hurt, and you're injured,
And there's nowhere you can turn...
There's a number you can call,
Call Attorney Jim Sokoloff."

Now here's how you campaign against Edwards. Record just such a commercial, overbearing sleaze and all. It'll sound just like any number of commercials for personal injury lawyers on the radio. Then make the payoff, "John Edwards...the man who will fight 4 you." Uplifting music trailing off in the background.

A few people will take it seriously. The rest will be on the floor laughing at the guy, and he'll be done for. The RNC, of course, would never do this (not, at least, since Lee Atwater's days there). But some PAC or other could.

Or Paul Shanklin could. You reading this, Paul?