[BibChr]

San Francisco Officials Marry Gay Couple

No, they don't, any more than I can put hair back on my head by renaming myself Shaggy.

Dan

[Dataman]

San Francisco Officials Marry Gay Couple

I move we put homosexuality back on the list of mental illnesses because there's something seriously wrong with a brain that thinks it has the right not to be offended while deliberately offending and desiring to offend as many as possible.