1) HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE FOR THE LAMESTREAM MEDIA TO ANNOUNCE THIS NEWS?
2) HOW MANY SECONDS WILL THE BIG 3 GIVE THIS TONIGHT?
3) HOW LONG WILL PETA JENNINGS SCOWL OR SMIRK AFTER READING THIS STORY?
4) WHO WILL BE THE FIRST REPORTER TO APOLIGIZE ABOUT ASKING KERRY ABOUT THIS AND THEN INTERUPT HIM BEFORE HE ANSWERS AND SAYS HE'S SORRY FOR BRINGING SUCH GARBAGE.
5) HOW SHORT A LIFE WILL THIS HAVE IN THE MEDIA?
Already happened I guess. Surprise here.
2) HOW MANY SECONDS WILL THE BIG 3 GIVE THIS TONIGHT?
Very few. Tonight story will concern "Campaign Dirty Tricks" and "The Politics of Personal Destruction.
3) HOW LONG WILL PETA JENNINGS SCOWL OR SMIRK AFTER READING THIS STORY?
Ha. Aren't they in sort of a "permanent scowl" nowadays? (I haven't watched either in about 20 years).
4) WHO WILL BE THE FIRST REPORTER TO APOLIGIZE ABOUT ASKING KERRY ABOUT THIS AND THEN INTERUPT HIM BEFORE HE ANSWERS AND SAYS HE'S SORRY FOR BRINGING SUCH GARBAGE.
And prefacing the question with a full disclaimer stating that "this is a rumor in the right-wing press."
5) HOW SHORT A LIFE WILL THIS HAVE IN THE MEDIA?
Yeah, well, you have a point. D'ya think JFK had only one girlfriend? Heh heh.
(steely)