[lunatic12]

A close friend of the woman first approached a reporter late last year claiming fantastic stories -- stories that now threaten to turn the race for the presidency on its head!

fantastic stories? Sounds like more than just sex. Kink? Naked half-times?

[rintense]

Fantastic stories!?!?!? Maybe we'll have to change the meaning of John F'n Kerry to John Fantastic Kerry.

Um, no, on second thought, the mental image only makes me puke.