How to raise your children to be homosexual:
1. Do not teach your kids about sex--- let the school do it.
2. Do not teach your kids to discern right from wrong; otherwise people might call them "judgmental", "homophobic", or "hateful."
3. Teach your children that every behavior is relative. In fact, truth itself is only relative. What is true and right depends on the situation, not on anything absolute.
4. Do not teach your children about God.
5. Remove all Bibles from your home, or at the least, do not let them see you reading them, because Bibles contain absolutes.
6. Dads, don't spend any one-on-one time with your son doing guy stuff. And definitely don't bond with him, hug him, or kiss him.
7. Dads, don't spend any one-on-one time with your daughter. As much as she'd like you to take her on a special date every once in a while, don't do it; you're too busy, and you might spoil her. And again, don't hug her or kiss her or tell her you think she's pretty.
8. Moms, don't nurture your kids.
9. Moms, be the boss. Scream at Dad and put him down in front of the children.
10. When you see a gay couple on TV or out in public, just ignore them. Whatever you do, don't identify them as homosexual; after all, they are no different from the rest of us.
11. Speak out for same-sex marriage.
12. Portray gay couples and activists as being "misunderstood" and brave "victims of hate speech."
13. Do not shield your children from known sex predators.
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Good points. Also, to help encourage them to grow up "gay", don't monitor any books they may read, there are plenty in bookstores, given out at school, and in the library that are nothing more than "gay" porn and promotion.
Also, let them roam freely on the Internet - chances are they'll be reading and viewing pornography so graphic you'd be shocked. There's tons of "gay" porn available at the click of the mouse. Once their minds are immersed in porn, especially the really perverted stuff, they'll have crossed the line. And how about "gay" chat rooms? They'll be chatting with older homosexuals ready to initiate them into the "gay" life in no time.
Also, let them watch whatever they want on TV and movies - Hollywood is just percolating with pro-"gay" themed movies, shows and so-called news. Anyone, especially impressionable young people, who soak up the indoctrination the media shovels out, will be properly conditioned to believe "gay" is good, and maybe be tempted to experiment with same sex acts themselves pretty soon.
One more - let them dress any way they want, the sluttier the better. Holes, strange piercings, hideously chopped and dyed hair, mysterious symbols, and the like so they can get into the "alienated" and rebellious youth mode as soon as possible. Let them hang out with any kids, even if you don't know their families or background. That way your kids can be influenced to experiment and try any weird crap more easily.
And finally, if your kid tells you "I think I'm gay" - just smile and nod. Make sure you don't tell them the truth - that no one is born homosexual and that there are tens of thousands of former homosexuals. Make sure you don't tell them the truth about the misery, disease, shorter life span, and loneliness of the "gay" life.