[flying Elvis]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=4672&item=3076437328

If you don't want the fighter, they are also selling a 1973 Huey. All it needs is blades and a rotor head. Get those, add some speakers and become an Apocolypse Now reenactor!

[Axenolith]

I'm emailing that link to Pops. He should get a kick out of that, having been shot down 4 times in them and trashing one due to a mechanical failure.