"When ticking off his foreign policy accomplishments, President Clinton always has listed "restored democracy to Haiti," at or near the top.... He invaded that tiny country on Sept. 19, 1994, to force defrocked priest Jean-Bertrand Aristide back on his people."
You see? Clintoon fixed Haiti.
Well, you take this here voodoo doll, and you stick these here hat pins in it, and then .......
Don't laugh. I understand from sources in Haiti that Aristide held a voodoo ceremony with Clinton to invoke supernatural help on his behalf.