LOL, I was thinking the same myself, only we're in Vermont. As much as people bash on Vermont politics/politicians (and with good reason), we still have some of the loosest gun laws on the books and there are a huge proportion of people up here who are armed to the teeth.
We have a few guns (mostly shotguns and hunting rifles), but my father in law has an enormous collection, enough that we call his house "The Arsenal".
It's hard for me to imagine them starting something up here unless it's in one of the weenie college towns. Anywhere else and they'd end up with so many rounds in them forensics would never figure out where they all came from.
LQ