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1 posted on 02/10/2004 5:08:54 AM PST by aculeus
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"A half-man, half-beast, dubbed the "kolor ijo" or "green underpants", has been blamed for stalking Jakarta's outskirts, attacking people with its claws and raping lone women."

The 'Toon getting ready for St. Patrick's Day?
2 posted on 02/10/2004 5:12:54 AM PST by ISonnet
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And to make matters worse, the beast also seemed unencumbered by some of the planet's worst traffic snarls in between his wide-ranging attacks.


For that reason alone, we should salute this beast. Greenunderpants has a nice ring as a screen name.
3 posted on 02/10/2004 5:15:15 AM PST by Kay Syrah (nice finish)
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LOL!

Green seems to be very popular.

Maybe next week, we'll read that the fad has grown to include pink.
4 posted on 02/10/2004 5:18:21 AM PST by nuconvert ("Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?")
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5 posted on 02/10/2004 5:20:34 AM PST by Alouette (I chose to NOT have an abortion -- 9 times.)
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To: aculeus
Green underpants...hmmmm....Boxers or briefs?
6 posted on 02/10/2004 5:28:48 AM PST by bigcat00
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It's just moldy Sponge Bob.
7 posted on 02/10/2004 5:37:33 AM PST by sticker
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Green pants? That's ridiculous!

9 posted on 02/10/2004 5:44:17 AM PST by stainlessbanner
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Terrified residents set up special kolor ijo patrol squads...

The neighborhood watch program swings into action...


11 posted on 02/10/2004 5:51:51 AM PST by general_re (Remember that what's inside of you doesn't matter because nobody can see it.)
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I reckon that Jakarta is outside the FBI's jurisdiction, otherwise they could just call Scully and Mulder.
14 posted on 02/10/2004 6:10:39 AM PST by ABG(anybody but Gore) ("Eeaaaghh!!!"-Mad How Dean)
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This might help:

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15 posted on 02/10/2004 6:24:45 AM PST by Guvmint_Cheese
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Chupacabra Alert.

Or..."Dick Grayson, call your office..."

18 posted on 02/10/2004 8:22:59 AM PST by HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity
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Andi, 20, who was today undergoing psychiatric evaluation, apparently admitted membership of gang of burglars who wore green underwear during their crimes, with police taking into their possession a pair of his blue-green boxer shorts.

Ho! ho! ho!


22 posted on 02/10/2004 8:56:30 AM PST by archy (I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold. We'd fire no guns-shed no tears....)
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I know what you're thinking. I have an alibi.
23 posted on 02/10/2004 8:58:07 AM PST by Billthedrill
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