[Mike Darancette]

If The President was missing from the Guard so much how did he learn to fly?

The Rats may have over done it because questions about Kerry's involvement with Jane Fonda are coming to the fore.

[spokeshave]

"If The President was missing from the Guard so much how did he learn to fly?"

BINGO

Also I read that those type of jets were called "widow makers" as very twitchy to fly and land.

I think that is why were passed off to NATO "allies"....