To: Eurotwit
This is straight from Monte Python...
Shouting from a Mosque attracts the attention of a Bobby on his foot patrol. He goes up to the door and enters. Inside the Cleric Abu is waving an AK-47 and screaming at the kneeling worshippers.
Bobby: "What's goin' on 'ere?"
Abu: "Silence! Infidel dog!"
Bobby: "Oh, right, Sorry, Father."
Abu: "Kill the infidels for Allah! Kill your neighbors! The British dogs must die!"
Bobby: "Didn't mean any harm guv'nor."
Abu: "Son of a snake! I will grill you eyes on a spit and serve them to the dogs! Allah will give your mother to be a concubine to the demons in hell!"
Bobby: "Shall I close the door then on me way out?"
10 posted on
02/09/2004 9:15:43 PM PST by
WorkingClassFilth
(DEFUND PBS & NPR - THE AMERICAN PRAVDA)
To: WorkingClassFilth
Is that from Flying Circus!? We have the complete set, I don't remember that one. Will have to look, now.
16 posted on
02/10/2004 2:32:48 AM PST by
FreedomPoster
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