[Ignatz]

"He looked so cute and macho in that rugged flannel shirt and wearing that heavy wristwatch! I was STUNNED when I found out the truth!"

Along with the leather wallet on a chain and the "Live from Lilith Fair" CD, it should have been a dead giveaway!

[Yeti]

Along with the leather wallet on a chain

You must live near me! This happy little redneck town is starting to look like bulldyke central. The boy-cut hair is okay, but I like it best when they sport the mullet. Rassle-mania, baby, woooooo!