[Devil_Anse]

Omigosh!! Geez, it seems that no matter how harmless a prisoner's pastime looks, it always has a sinister side!

But we shouldn't worry too much. Scott's the type who would use one-ply toilet paper for his gun, and it would just dissolve in his hand! Or he'd forget what he was doing, and use it to wipe himself or something!

[Yaelle]

San Mateo Prison Guard's Note To Self: If Inmate Peterson is wielding a gun, sniff it for a minty fresh scent before opening cell.