Actually, there are advantages:
- You can stay out as late as you want and the animal won't b***h at you about it.
- If the animal's children walk in on you, who cares?
- No pillow talk (unless you start it).
- No entreaties to paint the ceiling or buy her a new car afterward.
- No kids to worry about.
- You don't have to look your best.
- The animal won't compare you with other animals to the other animals.
- If its a cow or a chicken, you can slaughter and barbeque it afterward.
I have a story to relate when I was a new director for a Monterey Bay Area Radio station. This story never aired, but evidently Watsonville Police did a check on a guy just sitting in his car at the end of a road. Lo and Behold, when they reached the vehicle they found a hispanic gentleman with his pants around his ankles and a previously live turkey slumped over in the passenger side. When asked why his pants were off, the man replied that he was "just relaxing" The turkey was taken for testing and found that it had been a victim of ahhh sexual assualt. THe suspect was then booked into the local jail for violation of a turkey.