[cynwoody]

Hmmm, I was unaware that one of my natural rights was "the right to low fares." Is that in the Ninth Amendment?

So move to Europe. Then you won't have to worry about the Ninth Amendment. Or any of the others.

[longtermmemmory]

This does help the government subsidized passenger rail industry.

[Michael81Dus]

What?? You basically say that you HAVE NO RIGHT TO LOW FARES?? You´re kidding, right?

Wai! Shut up! I know the reason why: IT´S ALL BUSH´S FAULT!

Maybe you´d be better off if you moved to Europe, yeah, but then again,.... we have no use for you. Unless, of course, you can speak fluently Arabic. We need some translators for our new masters, ya know?!

;-D