[Henchster]

LOVE that tagline!

[Mudboy Slim]

Thanks...still hope we can make it a reality afore the HildaBeast runs fer POTUS in '08...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"If You Wanna Git Bill Clinton..."
(To be sung to the Ozark Mountain Daredevils' "If You Wanna Get To Heaven...")

(Mudboy on harp...)

I never read it in the papers...I never saw it on the news...
I heard it on Rush Limbaugh...on AM radio...
If you hate the Waco Slaughter...
You gotta help MUD fer a spell!!
If you wanna git Bill Clinton...
We gotta RAISE A LOTTA HELL!!! Yeah...

I am...therefore, I FReep!!
Folks, I feel it in my soul...
Won'tcha meet me at the White House?!
Next INDICT!! We'll reach our goal!!
If you wanna know a secret...
You got to promise not to tell!!
Right's gonna now CONVICT Bill Clinton...
We're gonna put Slick in a cell!!

(MUD harpin' like the dickens!!!)

I never thought it'd be this easy...
I never thought it'd be this fun...
But we'll FReep Truth on Rush Limbaugh...
Folks, we got Slick on the run!!
If you fear Country's in danger...
We gotta put Slick in a cell!!
Folks, we're gonna git Bill Clinton...
We'll dethrone his soul to HELL!!!

(MUD harpin' fer his dinner!!!)

Folks, we're gonna git Bill Clinton...
FReepers, gonna git Bill Clinton!!!
Gonna send Slick straight to Prison!!!
Folks, it's SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!!!!

FReegards...MUD

47 Posted on 08/16/2001 02:57:20 PDT by Mudboy Slim