[CPOSharky]

"Do you know who I am?"

Some other answers...

If you look in your wallet there is probably something in there with your name.

Didn't your mother put name tags in your underwear?

If you don't know who you are why do you expect me to know?

But "gold digger" suits effin kerry just fine.

[punster]

""Do you know who I am?""

A good response:

The pompous, egotistical, man tried to cut ahead in line at the super-market check-out oine. The cleark told him that he would have to wait in line.

The pompous, egotistical, man took umbrage and demanded, "Do you know who I am?"

The clerk picks up the microphone for the store announcement system and announces, "There is a man up here at regist four, who does not know who he is. Could someone please come to the front and tell him who he is."