Like omy**d two breasts be bared! IMO that doesn't matter, I think there should be more topless beach's, that or all other beach's should require men to wear a top. If all women were allowed to go topless, men would eventually see that to be just as sexy as women find half naked men. Which is to say pleasing but no big deal. However coming close to performing a sex act on stage is a very big deal.
I remember having this same thought......
when I was 16 years old!
Later in life, I realized it was just the maturbatory-fantasy rationaization of a hormone-driven teenager.
Much as it is for you currently, I'm sure. ;->