[Tijeras_Slim]

"Hawaiian-themed entertainment."

A re-enactment of the indigenous peoples' clubbing of the evil white male Captain Cook.

[Sam Cree]

The NFL canceled this weekend's Pro Bowl halftime show starring Timberlake's fellow 'N Sync-er JC Chasez... Chasez has been replaced with "Hawaiian-themed entertainment."

I'm hoping for topless hula girls in grass skirts.

[martin gibson]

A re-enactment of the indigenous peoples' clubbing of the evil white male Captain Cook.

Har...!