[Conspiracy Guy]

Ketchup Boy, Version 4.0

You say you served in Viet Nam,
My question is which side?
You pulled ahead in Iowa,
Hope you enjoy the ride.
Dean is toast and some dropped out,
But you don’t have a chance.
Even if you get to run,
We will not let you dance.
The democrats might pick you,
To lead their commie band.
But we will fight to keep you out,
You must not lead this land.

Conspiracy Guy 4/5/04

[.cnI redruM]

Another buet.
As a codicil I would add.

You are no new Dukakis
But you carried long his hod
You fail to even amuse us
No matter how hard you prod

We find you very taxing
and not just of our wealth
You'll never be relaxing
and none will toast to your health

Go back to Massachusetts
and pasture your sorry line
where no one would give two -----
how you passed your time.

[Liz]

That's great.