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ModernPunk: "And you base this on what?"

Hey you base my opinions on one statement. Or did you forget that, genius? Maybe a few less hits on your bong and you may make a coherent statement.

ModernDegenerate: "Since we've never actually discussed anything to do with Columbine, you are pulling this statement out of a certain orifice. Try to stay on topic."

Listen punk, don't tell me what to do, and what not to do. Just because you are still rebelling against your parents (which I assume you still live with). You lack of efficacy in the world is manifesting here now. Maybe you just need a time out. LOL!!

ModerJunkie: "Then we should put it to gays (like the "lesbian" you supposedly hit on that spurned you). If she later went to a friend and screamed, then she must be straight."

No, that must have been your sister because she later came home with me after last call. LOL

Now, seriously....

I wonder aloud why modems don't come with mandatory IQ testing. Really, "dude," I should sue modem manufacturers for the damage inflicted on my IQ by having to read maniacally manufactured posts like yours.

Basically, you are overly-sensitive to the vagaries of the libidos and dalliances of others. In words you can understand without tilting your frankensteinian head, squinting like Peter Loree at your screen, and mouthing the words: you need to toughen up.

ModernLoser, you are as devoid of logic as a comatose crackhead with mad cow syndrome. Anyway, if the issue is a mild slight to my physical attractiveness, I can retort like-for-like with: "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder: which is why your parents had their eyelids sewn shut" LOL!!!

Or: Anyway, I better let you get back to trying to crack that triple-combination padlock on your mother's panty drawers. By the way, she really doesn't believe you when you tell her you accidentally spilled ice cream on her panties."

ModernLoser: "Now you're just babbling"

Now you are just making a fool of yourself. I am ready for another round of fish shooting. ROTFL

Listen punk, don't tell me what to do, and what not to do.

Who is the one acting juvenile now? "You're not the boss of me!" LOL. Somebody needs a nap.

ModerJunkie: "Then we should put it to gays (like the "lesbian" you supposedly hit on that spurned you). If she later went to a friend and screamed, then she must be straight."

No, that must have been your sister because she later came home with me after last call. LOL

Ummm... You quoted yourself there, for some reason. That was not my writing. This is just getting weird. And the second line, well, I think it says volumes about you that you would say something like that. Quite classy, really.

Basically, you are overly-sensitive to the vagaries of the libidos and dalliances of others.

You're the one who seems to be freaked out about homosexuals. I really don't care about other people's libidos.

Or: Anyway, I better let you get back to trying to crack that triple-combination padlock on your mother's panty drawers. By the way, she really doesn't believe you when you tell her you accidentally spilled ice cream on her panties."

Really, do you really think that Beavis and Butt-head level humor is all that impressive. Know any good fart jokes? They seem like the type of thing that might be on your intellectual level.