The Al Queda Countdown Clock Thread

HomelandSecurityUS.net ^ | 02/03/04

[dawn53]

I don't know.

Pick one, which one would you want to see disappear, LOL.

I think David Copperfield made a city disappear once.

[GreenAccord]

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Looks like the Dept of homeland security is late in registering the domain.< /sarcasm> < /losers>

[Mossad1967]

hmmmmmmm!!!

good idea!!!

[Semper Paratus]

At least this countdown clock is more entertaining than the stupid nuclear "Doomsday" clock that went to 11:59PM went Reagan deployed medium range missles in Europe.

[Donna Lee Nardo]

Oh, no, do not ever give up. There is a whole hour and a half left! clintoon and carville just told me to tell you to try dragging a $10 bill through the trailer park and you will be sure to get lucky in love....

[cmsgop]

4 hrs 59min

[mass55th]

Awesome!! I'm ripping up the check I'd written to pay my student loan.

[Our man in washington]

Mecca...good idea. If I were president, I would have some fun with that:

Reporter: Mr. President. The terrorists have said that a major city will be destroyed in 22 hours and 10 minutes.

President: Hmmm. They're a little ahead of me. My watch says Mecca will be destroyed in 22 hours and 30 minutes.

Reporter: Umm, are you threatening that?

President: Nope. Just looking at my watch. It's a good watch, don't you think? Got it on sale.

Reporter (terrified): Um, is that watch accurate?

President: It's as accurate as the terrorist's watch. No more. No less.

[netmilsmom]

Really? It was a repeat thread??? That sucks.
Oh well. Does the clock start back to 24 hours at midnight??

[Judith Anne]

We did this last night. Thread got pulled after midnight.

We did? Where was I?

[nhoward14]

What luck! My clock says 2 hours 29 minutes. So I guess this "End US" thing is going to be a rolling wipeout.

[Donna Lee Nardo]

Then Washington state it is! Wait, wait, where's hilliary and husband?

[dirtbiker]

Awesome!! I'm ripping up the check I'd written to pay my student loan.

DAMN! I wish I knew this morning....I mailed my mortgage payment this morning.

(BTW, time to bring out the old tagline...)

[netmilsmom]

Hey my clock says 1 hour 26 minutes. I'm in EST.
What is going on?

[StockAyatollah]

You'd think debka would be covering this important story. Heck, stevequayle.com doesn't even have this as an EXTREMELY HIGH probability of attack. I'm afraid I'll need another reliable source before I am confident. It goes without saying that I'm not trying to disparage the integrity of the luminaries running homelandsecurityus.net.

[Donna Lee Nardo]

Damn, I just mailed my bill payments today; should've waited....

[Johnny_Cipher]

LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT

I, Johnny_Cipher, being of questionable mind and incredible body, do hereby make the following bequeaths, heretofores, and whereartthous to my good friends on FreeRepublic and elsewhere.

To my lovely and long-suffering wife Brenda, I do bequeath the Con Ed bill and the key to the tool shed. Just because its the end of the world as we know it doesn't mean that the bulbs don't still have to be planted. So hop to it.

To John Kerry, I do bequeath a coupon good for the plastic surgical procedure of your choice. Make it the chin, trust me.

To Howard Dean, I do bequeath the last five pills of an old Zanax prescription I forgot to throw out years ago.

To Janet Jackson, I do bequeath my nice cardigan sweater. For the love of God, WEAR IT!

To Hillary Clinton, I do bequeath the broom out in the tool shed. Basic transportation is every human being's right.

To Ted Kennedy, I do bequeath the bottle of Chivas Regal in my liquor cabinet. And the rumor that I drank the contents long ago and refilled it with battery acid is a dirty lie.

To George W. Bush, I do bequeath the pair of Tony Lama lizard-skin cowboy boots given to me years ago by a well-meaning but weird friend. Use them to kick the bohinies of your opponents in November.

And finally, to Jim Robinson, I do bequeath my best wishes, my support, and my thanks for this island of sanity and truth in the vast expanse of cyberspace.

[dirtbiker]

I wis I had my old Timex...........now THAT was a watch....

[Letitring]

I didn't do this last night, either. Pout.

Want to say I've never been so proud to be with anyone, as I am right now, to be with the FReepers. A fine bunch of Infidels as anyone would ever want to meet. :)

[cmsgop]

I'm in WA State, and I love You all, but my Shih-Tzu peed on my new Hardwood Floors......