Wow...very well said, setting aside the bizarre substitution of commas for apostrophes.
The only thing missing is a mention of the infamous "Shower Rangers" incident, in which two men featured in the taping of an MTV show sprayed two girls in the front row of the audience with their diarrhea.
NO, I am NOT making that up.
I remember that, that's the sickest thing that i've ever heard of. I would have been stomping somebody's @ss over that deal!