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Six Flags over Hell (HUMOR)

Posted on 02/02/2004 3:49:56 PM PST by SandRat

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To: yhwhsman
Can you see Dinnis Miller saying this on one of his shows on the Comedy Channel or at a USO show at an NAS or aboard a carrier?

There'd be brake fluid all over the deck from the laughter.
21 posted on 02/02/2004 4:36:16 PM PST by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)
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To: SandRat; snippy_about_it; Darksheare; colorado tanker; bulldogs; Professional Engineer
ROTFLMAO Ping
22 posted on 02/02/2004 4:36:59 PM PST by SAMWolf (If I save the whales, where do I keep them?)
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To: HoustonCurmudgeon
I'd love to take a flight, even if my experience was no better than his.
23 posted on 02/02/2004 4:40:28 PM PST by Dog Gone
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To: SandRat
Right, this is like,

"Hey, want to fly?
What now? How?
Well, we just pulled one of the UH1s out of check and have to go up and shoot some auto-rotations....."
Auto-rotations? What's that?
Oh, just a test, you want to fly don't you?"

AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
24 posted on 02/02/2004 4:40:28 PM PST by tet68
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To: SandRat
I got a chance to ride in a P-51 several years ago. The trip was to establish the fuel usage of the aircraft (not sure why - they may have been messing with carb jetting after the change to 100LL) so they needed to fly it exactly one hour at a particular power setting.

Well, not having anything to do for an hour with a P-51, the pilot decided he just had to have a bit of fun. We didn't have the requisite parachutes for real aerobatics. But that didn't stop from lots of high G turns, usually at about 75 degree bank, where we would climb, and around 110 degree bank, where we'd descend. (someone will point out that technically, this WAS aerobatics. But what the hell)

It was a bit hot outside, and the back seat of the Mustang came with a pop-out air vent, which I popped out soon enough. After about 20 minutes, I really didn't feel too good. A real serious headache. I never really saw the milk duds, but I wished I could.

With 20-20 hindsight, I think I knew the real problem. The Mustang didn't originally have a back seat, and the pop-out vent wasn't original. But it WAS right about in the slipstream for the exaust from the 12cyl Merlin. Which I'll bet climbed a bit upward, and closer to the vent, during the hard turns.

I'll bet my real problem was carbon monoxide. Just glad the pilot didn't have that problem, he had his own vent. There wasn't a stick in the back seat.

25 posted on 02/02/2004 4:41:48 PM PST by narby (Who would Osama vote for???)
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To: SandRat
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
26 posted on 02/02/2004 4:42:05 PM PST by lawgirl (God to womankind: "Here's Cary Grant. Now don't say I never gave you anything.")
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To: SandRat
Good article.

I have always wanted to fly in a fighter jet. But I worry that if I ever got the chance I would turn into a hurl machine.

I do aerobatics several times a year in Pitts and Extras. So long as I am the one flying, I never even begin to get ill. I can do anything I want, rolls, spins, loops, etc., and never have a problem. But as soon as the instructor (and/or the owner of the plane) takes the controls, any manuevers will get me sweaty and fighting the hurl instinct.

And I doubt that someone like Biff (or the US Government) would feel comfortable about me actually being in command of an F14/16/18. So ... I would be code name "Milk Dud" in no time.
27 posted on 02/02/2004 4:42:12 PM PST by spodefly (This is my tagline. There are many like it, but this one is mine.)
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To: SAMWolf; SandRat
LOL!!
Sounds like mom's driving times four!
28 posted on 02/02/2004 4:43:32 PM PST by Darksheare (The voices in YOUR head are talking to ME!)
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To: Severa
MAW Beaufort.

"The sound you hear is the sound of FREEDOM."
29 posted on 02/02/2004 4:44:23 PM PST by The Coopster
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To: helives
you'll enjoy this
30 posted on 02/02/2004 4:44:53 PM PST by mitch5501 (by the grace of God,I am what I am)
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To: SandRat
A good reminder that it's a he11 of a lot easier being the pilot than the passenger!
31 posted on 02/02/2004 4:46:04 PM PST by expatpat
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To: SandRat
ROFLMAO!
Bump
32 posted on 02/02/2004 4:49:19 PM PST by Fiddlstix (Tag Lines Repaired While You Wait! Reasonable Prices! Fast Service!)
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To: Pukin Dog
ping if you haven't been pinged already ...
33 posted on 02/02/2004 4:53:50 PM PST by Bobby777
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To: tet68
Always check the cotter pin on the Jesus Nut before agreeing to this.

Lose it and you quickly find out why it's called the Jesus Nut.
34 posted on 02/02/2004 4:59:15 PM PST by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)
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To: SandRat
heheeeeeeeeeeeee!
I went up in them, AND I was a mech, I must have been crazy.
35 posted on 02/02/2004 5:03:25 PM PST by tet68
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To: SAMWolf
Sam, this is really funny. Did you see the Mail Call where the gunny went up with the Air Force? Came through with flying colors - a no bagger.
36 posted on 02/02/2004 5:07:26 PM PST by colorado tanker ("There are but two parties now, Traitors and Patriots")
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To: colorado tanker
No missed that one. :-(

Haven't had History Channel in abour 6 months :-( and it was about the only channel worth watching.
37 posted on 02/02/2004 5:22:51 PM PST by SAMWolf (If I save the whales, where do I keep them?)
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To: SAMWolf
The Oregon National Guard took him up. They really checked him out - a complete flight physical and everything. He handled it well - looks to be in pretty good shape.

Sorry you don't get the History Channel any more; it is one of the few worth watching. Amazing how you can have seventy channels and nothing worth watching is on.

38 posted on 02/02/2004 5:31:45 PM PST by colorado tanker ("There are but two parties now, Traitors and Patriots")
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To: SandRat; tet68
what's the max altitude one can (reasonablly) safely auto-rotate from in say a UH-1, Hughes 369 (UT-6?), etc.? (obviously different for different birds) ...

I'd love to learn to fly a 369/500C/D ...
39 posted on 02/02/2004 5:33:00 PM PST by Bobby777
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To: SandRat
bump keeper
40 posted on 02/02/2004 5:33:33 PM PST by CGVet58 (For my fellow Americans; my life... for our enemies; The Sword!!!)
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