[Phantom Lord]

The Grand Canyon is actually only several decades old. It is a giant stage built by Evil Knevil to jump with his rocket.

I'll tell you, some of these religious nutballs really drive me crazy, and do a great disservice to religion and faith as a whole.

[old-ager]

3First of all, you must understand that in the last days scoffers will come, scoffing and following their own evil desires. 4They will say, "Where is this 'coming' he promised? Ever since our fathers died, everything goes on as it has since the beginning of creation." 5But they deliberately forget that long ago by God's word the heavens existed and the earth was formed out of water and by water. 6By these waters also the world of that time was deluged and destroyed. 7By the same word the present heavens and earth are reserved for fire, being kept for the day of judgment and destruction of ungodly men.
8But do not forget this one thing, dear friends: With the Lord a day is like a thousand years, and a thousand years are like a day. 9The Lord is not slow in keeping his promise, as some understand slowness. He is patient with you, not wanting anyone to perish, but everyone to come to repentance.

[usslsm51]

And those evolutionist who have only a theory and all the time they need to explain that theory

[Jimmy Valentine's brother]

Wrong Again! Everyone knows that Paul Bunyon created the Grand Canyon when he dragged his axe on the ground after crossing the desert.