MTV Boasts Janet Afterwards: "Janet Gets Nasty!"

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[GulliverSwift]

A network insider insisted that nothing like last night's bodice-ripping had happened during rehearsals, which were closely watched by CBS suits to make sure there was no hanky-panky, except of course the simulated-sex dance. "That's why the rehearsals were so closely watched," the CBS insider said.

But while CBS was protesting its ignorance and innocence, MTV -- both are owned by Viacom, remember -- was still bragging about it as of midnight.

"Janet Gets Nasty!" MTV crowed on its Web site.

"Janet Jackson got nasty at the MTV-produced Super Bowl Halftime Show," the cable network boasted.

"Jaws across the country hit the carpet at exactly the same time. You know what we're talking about . . . Janet Jackson, Justin Timberlake and a kinky finale that rocked the Super Bowl to its core," the network enthused.

"MTV was Super Bowl central, so armchair quarterbacks, fair weather fanatics and fans of Janet Jackson and her pasties were definitely in the right place."

MTV's Web coverage goes on to say that "the organizers of the Super Bowl XXXVIII halftime show had hoped that a surprise guest would get people talking long after the game, but they wound up with one more surprise than they had bargained for."

Bad boy Timberlake, however, apparently reconsidered the play -- maybe he got worried that CBS would uninvite him from performing at next Sunday's Grammy Awards. Timberlake said he did not intend to expose Jackson's breast, calling it a "wardrobe malfunction."

The NFL did not share MTV's enthusiasm for the halftime surprise, saying in a statement that "it's unlikely that MTV will produce another Super Bowl halftime."

[yoe]

BUMP! Ping!

Bingo! Have you ever got that right!

[anniegetyourgun]

Well, polishing my stars, of course!

[Tax Government]

There could hardly be a less flattering pic of Janet than the one posted on Drudge, with her boob hanging out. What makes it worse is the "duh" expression on her face. She looks tired, a has-been. And the close-up of her tit with that little star/wheel-cover thingie with a has to be a tiny happy face on it...I am at a loss for words.

[TexanAmerican]

Did anyone warn Bill Clinton that if you leave a VCR on freeze frame too ling it can ruin the tape?

[TexanAmerican]

Did anyone warn Bill Clinton that if you leave a VCR on freeze frame too long it can ruin the tape?

[DMZFrank]

I used to think how silly all those people were who said Elvis shaking his hips on Ed Sullivan would eventually lead us here. I guess they were right after all.

[attitudeadjuster]

Janet is way too old to have stooped to such an immature low. She is by far..the trashiest female but still not holding a candle to Pamela Anderson. I'm ashamed to be part of her race. This women's whole family is disgusting and needs to be taught a lesson. She nor her brother have any sympathy from me.
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[Howlin]

This sentence alone leaves CBS without excuse.

Absolutely. They LIKED the rest of it????

[Howlin]

America should have shown her best face at this international event.

It occurred to me that maybe Bush taking over the NEA wouldn't be such a bad thing after all.

[Area51]

That face of hers looks faintly familiar, yet darker. Where have I seen a freak who looks and acts like that?


11 posted on 02/02/2004 12:52:03 PM PST by GulliverSwift (Saddam's WMD were sold/hidden while we were bogged down at the UN.)
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Kmart- in the little boys pants, half off section?
Lurking local elementary school?

[Area51]

Did anyone warn Bill Clinton that if you leave a VCR on freeze frame too long it can ruin the tape?

45 posted on 02/02/2004 5:45:07 PM PST by TexanAmerican
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Ha, he is way ahead of you. Before Janet even got off the stage he was offering her an intern position.

[flashbunny]

Thread #41 in the ongoing nipplegate saga.

Check the keyword nipplegate for all the latest coverage in this developing story...

[SouthMountainBilly]

Maybe I missed it with all the posts about this, but shouldn't we focus on the breech of contract?

Didn't the NFL specify what kind of show they wanted, and expressed some shock at what they got? Seems to me that this would be better settled in court rather than having Big Bro play nanny. I bet any number of lawyers would put a price on 'actual damages' that would have commas in it.