LOLIYF!
Either you truly don't see the difference, or you're promoting sleaze for the sake of it, and denigrating what is truly good and wholesome in the process.
You're choices above are only as limited as your imamgination. That you came up with this particular either/or, then, is not suprising.
Boobs are good and wholesome.
You have problems.
No, I have solutions. And this is one for you: "Lighten up, Francis".