[RushLake]

Well, actually the Japanese did it, but G.W.'s father secretly provided WMDs (with the help of Haliburton) to Babylon for use in their war against Persia. In return, Babylon provided the petroleum products to the Japanese who used them in the attack on Pearl Harbor. This was all to get us into WWII to help the soviet union. Up to that time the Japanese had been living in a state of grace with the nativehyphenamericans at one with nature. Its all very clear if you look.

[an amused spectator]

Well, actually the Japanese did it, but G.W.'s father secretly provided WMDs (with the help of Haliburton) to Babylon for use in their war against Persia. In return, Babylon provided the petroleum products to the Japanese who used them in the attack on Pearl Harbor. This was all to get us into WWII to help the soviet union. Up to that time the Japanese had been living in a state of grace with the nativehyphenamericans at one with nature. Its all very clear if you look.

Geez! I've had it all wrong, all these years!

I always thought that it was because Dubya's great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather George Prescott Herbert Walker Prescott Cotton Mather Prescott Bush was secretly trying to monopolize the coconut oil trade with the help of the British Proto-Nazis, just after the War of 1812.