No dear. You don't understand. Those of us who type with more than two fingers don't hit any key intentionally.
But you go right ahead and try to salvage some shred of dignity. I'd probably do the same thing if I'd been caught making such asinine assertions.
Naw. I'd never make such asinine assertions.
You really should try to remember the first rule of holes; when you find yourself in one...stop digging.