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Linebacker levels Super Bowl streaker (no, it was not Janet Jackson)
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Posted on 02/01/2004 8:28:26 PM PST by chance33_98
Edited on 04/13/2004 2:45:41 AM PDT by Jim Robinson.
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Curtis put a lick on that dude that I bet still hurts when the naked guy walks.
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posted on
02/01/2004 11:13:08 PM PST
by
spectr17
(Veni, Vedi, Velcro. I came, I saw, I stuck around)
To: LonghornFreeper; CommandoFrank; billbears
I'm lifting this from
another thread.
Freeper Hillary's Lovely Legs nailed it!
"He cut a hole in the middle of the flag and wore it like a poncho. How in the world is that not offensive?"
![](http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040202/capt.sbx17902020139.super_bowl_sbx179.jpg)
And as Freeper DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet pointed out:
"He clearly just cut up a flag to make himself a poncho. And then he whipped it off and handed it to one of the other guys who crumpled it up and tossed it on the drum stage."
Kid rock may "support" the war in Iraq, but he's still an ignorant a-hole with no talent. He sucked just as bad as the rest of the halftime "entertainment".
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posted on
02/01/2004 11:20:17 PM PST
by
Wumpus Hunter
(<a href="http://www.michaelmoore.com" target="_blank">miserable failure)
To: LonghornFreeper; CommandoFrank; billbears
In addition to what I just said, he's also displaying our flag upside down.
THAT signifies distress. Kid "rock" sucks!
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posted on
02/01/2004 11:34:34 PM PST
by
Wumpus Hunter
(<a href="http://www.michaelmoore.com" target="_blank">miserable failure)
To: Peace will be here soon
Ah, but does this particular perv streak at Rugby matches - or only at soccer games?
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posted on
02/02/2004 7:12:38 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(Socialism is Slavery)
To: Wumpus Hunter
Kid "rock" sucks! The entire halftime show sucked...
And then the winning New England people rioted, burned cars, killed one individual, and they WON. Thank goodness they didn't lose... Think what they'd have done in that scenario.
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posted on
02/02/2004 7:54:12 AM PST
by
CommandoFrank
(Peer into the depths of hell and there is the face of Islam!)
To: chance33_98
Photos are available at the
streaker's website now.
Mark Roberts continues in his passion to bring laughter to the world. He performed his best ever streak yet, appearing as "Super Bowel" at THE SUPERBOWL in the good ol' US of A!
- Mark dances a jig around the ball! (in his scantly-clad ref outfit)
Mark's intention is to bring smiles to our friends over the water and billions throughout the world, armed with just half a US football over his nether regions, he was eventually "levelled" by a New England linebacker!
Mark has had many emails from the our US neighbours saying what they need is a good old fashioned laugh, so, allowing for $1.6 million dollars worth of security, that is what he gave them!
- "I haven't got your ball, pal, HONEST!" (backside shot)
He streaked just before the start of the third quarter (half time in English football!). His 30 second show certainly livened up the proceedings after the lack lustre official half time show. The crowd lapped it up, with their cheers and flash photography, Mark was sure to be buzzing, knowing he gave the American public a much needed laughter session.
Our Mark upon his release (hopefully it will be soon!) will try to gain interviews with top talk show hosts (Hey JAY - if you're listening - GET IN TOUCH!) to talk through what he considers his all time best.
- Go easy on him guys ! (being carried off by security)
To: BenLurkin
Ah, but does this particular perv streak at Rugby matches - or only at soccer games?
Nope, he is a opportunist streaker. Rugby matches, soccer ( football) matches , marathons , Tour De France , swimming events, tennis events, etc..... The list is long. This is the first time I think he has hit anything in the US though.
But one thing has bothered me about this deal. How in the world did he get on the field? Or even in the building. He came in with a valid ticket, but the nut was dressed as a ref !! You would think someone would have had a few questions for him coming in dressed like that. I would have thought security would have been very tight at a event like this. Yet this nut waltzed right in and got on the field.
Makes you kind of wonder if it wasn`t a set-up by the event coordinators. Food for thought.
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posted on
02/02/2004 12:12:40 PM PST
by
Peace will be here soon
(The NFL is full of boobs and boytoys. Now Rugby, that is a real mans sport !!!)
To: Peace will be here soon
[T]he nut was dressed as a ref !! You would think someone would have had a few questions for him coming in dressed like that.Excellent point. Hopefully the authorities are asking a lot of questions today.
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posted on
02/02/2004 6:01:06 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
(Socialism is Slavery)
To: billbears
US Code Chapter 1 the Flag:
(d) The flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery. It should never be festooned, drawn back, nor up, in folds, but always allowed to fall free. Bunting of blue, white, and red, always arranged with the blue above, the white in the middle, and the red below, should be used for covering a speaker's desk, draping the front of the platform, and for decoration in general.
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posted on
02/02/2004 6:05:42 PM PST
by
Kozak
(Anti Shahada: " There is no God named Allah, and Muhammed is his False Prophet")
To: Kozak
Well you're going to have to go after quite a few people then. I can think back and remember seeing artists of all sorts wearing the flag in some form. Personally I would be more offended at those that ignore the document the flag is supposed to represent
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posted on
02/02/2004 6:10:17 PM PST
by
billbears
(Deo Vindice.)
To: billbears
There's a difference between wearing a representation of a flag, say, something with stars and stripes on it, and actually wearing A FLAG. That's what Kid Rock did. I noticed immediatly it even had the loops and gromets for attaching to the lanyard. That said, I think it was in poor taste, stupid and offensive to a great many people. But I don't suggest he be prosecuted or fined. I doubt he realized what he was doing, he probably thought he was expressing his patriotism. I just hope he doesn't do it again.
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posted on
02/02/2004 7:05:25 PM PST
by
Kozak
(Anti Shahada: " There is no God named Allah, and Muhammed is his False Prophet")
To: smith288
ummmmmm...the World Cup is the "single most biggest" event in sports. Last I checked, it's a soccer game.
To: coachtrenks
ummmmmm...the World Cup is the "single most biggest" event in sports. Last I checked, it's a soccer game. uh huh. Thats why the streaker went to the Super Bowl and called it the pinnacle.
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posted on
02/03/2004 7:00:32 AM PST
by
smith288
(If terrorist hate George W. Bush, then he has my vote!)
To: LonghornFreeper
I see that no one responded to your request about posting pictures. Here's how:
<img src="http://website.com">
Just replace the text inside the quotation marks with the web address of the picture you'd like to post. (Leave the quotation marks in.)
Finding the web address for the picture in question is easy. To get the picture address, right click on it, click on "properties", and then copy the address.
When I type in this:
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posted on
02/03/2004 10:29:00 AM PST
by
watchin
To: chance33_98
Didn't Mike Curtis of the "Baltimore" Colts set this precedent?
I think he clotheslined a guy and knocked his teeth out.
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posted on
02/03/2004 10:32:47 AM PST
by
N. Theknow
(Be a glowworm, a glowworm's never glum, cuz how can you be grumpy when the sun shines out your bum.)
To: BookmanTheJanitor
Call it the Mike Curtis Solution. When a fan made the grave mistake of running onto the field during a game many years ago, Baltimore Colts linebacker Curtis delivered one of the vicious hits for which he was noted.
The fan crumpled and Curtis stood over him and said, "It's dangerous out here."
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posted on
02/03/2004 10:51:35 AM PST
by
N. Theknow
(John Kerry is nothing more than Ted Kennedy without a dead girl in the car.)
To: N. Theknow
Seems to be a tradition among linebackers. Heh, heh, heh...
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posted on
02/03/2004 11:20:27 AM PST
by
Kozak
(Anti Shahada: " There is no God named Allah, and Muhammed is his False Prophet")
To: Wumpus Hunter
I believe that kid rock is a "conservative"....yes, he is the new face of the Republicans!
Really, he even sang some country songs...
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posted on
02/03/2004 12:39:32 PM PST
by
tuckrdout
(Terri Schindler (Schiavo) deserves to have her wishes honored: Give her a DIVORCE!)
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