[inkling]

Wow, what are youall going to do when the girls get old enough to look in a mirror,

Babies look in mirrors.

...or have to dress themselves?

I will probably let them dress themselves.

One of these days they are going to discover 'breasts',

Which they did as babies

...and what they are used for (to attract boys), and then later to 'keep' bigger boys, and then to 'nurse' smaller boys.

While I appreciate the anatomy lesson, I fail to see how your argument justifies my young daughters seeing Janet's floppy udder during the dinner hour. I enjoy watching sports with my family and am more than a little annoyed that I may have to avoid that now.

[XBob]

357 - "I fail to see how your argument justifies my young daughters seeing Janet's floppy udder during the dinner hour. I enjoy watching sports with my family and am more than a little annoyed that I may have to avoid that now."

Well, it seems sort of strange to me, much adoo over nothing. Your 'girls' are 'girls'. So, you normally enjoy regularly watching TV of rich millionaires pounding each other to a pulp and beautiful lightly clad girls dancing sexily during your meal time, rather than talking with them?

[NYCVirago]

While I appreciate the anatomy lesson, I fail to see how your argument justifies my young daughters seeing Janet's floppy udder during the dinner hour. I enjoy watching sports with my family and am more than a little annoyed that I may have to avoid that now.

This is a terrific post. You get extra points for using the phrase "floppy udder"!