[Jim Cane]

Damn, only if we were as smart...

If only...

[motzman]

Damn, only if we were as smart...
If only...

I wasn't saying that I wish I were smarter; rather I wish I could be dumber (just temporarily) to understand the pitchfork contingent. If I were as smart, I would believe such chuckleheaded nonsense like "Bush is Socialist".

But since I'm much smarter, I understand what the President is trying to accomplish.

Understand?

Probably not.