[Happy2BMe]

"Remember those babies have babies so,,,,,,,,,,,,shortly, you will be moving to your new residence next to the municipal landfill."

That RAT! I knew something was up when I overheard him talking long distance on the phone the other day mumbling something about living in a shack Americans don't want.

Where's my skillet!? (It's a full 14-inch pancake skillet too, mind you!)

[B4Ranch]

skillet?

I saw some guys standing on the corner with one for sale. They didn't speak any English so I couldn't decide if they want 25 cents or $2.50 for it. I figured they had 'picked it up' somewhere so I just called 911 and left.