[Just Lori]

I sure wish these guys would stop wasting time writing a story with thousands of flowery words, (do they get paid by the word?) and JUST GET TO THE POINT!!!! I don't have hours to spend reading the literary gumbo, ok?

[OldPossum]

You're right. This could have come straight from the pages of "The Washington Post."

One time I had the occasion to talk to a WP reporter. I asked her that very question, to which she laughed and said, "No, by the adjective."