ROTFLMAO!!!
A little over the top, but NOT BY MUCH!!!
Remember the first Anti-Atkins "Diet for a Small Planet"???
LowCarb Cream of Watercress Soup
1) Sauté the onion and leek in butter in a large saucepan for 3 minutes.
2) Add watercress, cauliflower, and stock to the saucepan. Bring to a boil and simmer for 45 minutes.
3) Blend in food processor then return to the saucepan. Season with salt and pepper.
4) Add the cream and cook for another 3 minutes.