[thoughtomator]

That's why we need to bring back the draw-and-quarter method of punishment, specifically for email spammers. I firmly believe that a civilized society needs to make an example out of people who would inflict an unmitigated evil upon others for their own personal benefits.

[JoJo Gunn]

I always thought along the lines of chopping off a few fingers. Leave one or two for scratching and nose picking.

Nah, never mind. Chop 'em all. Leave them a hook.