Albuquerque Sunport Airport Being Evacuated (Russian Dance Troupe Pyrotechnics in Luggage)

KOB AM radio | 1/29/04

[woofie]

It was just announced that the Albuquerque Airport is being evacuated and something is happening...not official yet...

[NRA2BFree]

Sounds like General Clark may have had something suspicious in his bags.

LOL! We are so fortunate that he's in NM with the other mental giants. </ sarcasm> I'm sick of their political ads.

[DesertDreamer]

Quix, my friend, that would be too obvious. The General knows that essential materials should never be kept where anyone would look for them.

[Joe Driscoll]

"Especially for those liberal, intellectual, New England idiots."

Well, I'm two out of four on that one. He calls New Englanders idiots and has one complete sentence in that post(five attempts)

[hellinahandcart]

They didn't have a map there.

She was like "Come on, New Mexico is a state? You mean it's a territory like Guam. You still need a customs form."

I said "No, it's a state, like New York and New Jersey, and I know darned good and well that if I fill out this unnecessary customs form, you will send my parents' Christmas presents to Old Mexico."

I told her to type the zip code into the machine thingy and see what happened. Came up the same rate as for New Jersey, so she had to accept it.

I never write "New Mexico" on the label anymore. Saves me aggravation to just use "NM".

[Tijeras_Slim]

This particular PhD earned the nickname "Squirrelboy". We once told him "Some people know lots about one thing and not enough about anything else... when we figure out what it is you know a lot about, you'll be one of those people."

Of course you're a FReeper... thus a supergenius.

[Quix]

LOL.

I bet the bad general thought

GETTING PUMPED UP

meant Shrillery blowing her hot foul air up

. . . welll anyway.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Hey...I represent that!!!

You represent. I'll resent it. And I do.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Guam? We don't have to show you no steenkin' palm trees.

[Quix]

Complete sentences?

What are those?

Do you find them at flea markets?

Such a bother.

[Quix]

Great that you have access to wisdom at such times!

[DesertDreamer]

I'm sick of their political ads.

They make me nauseous too, until I remind myself that they're just wasting the money of misled Dems...

[Joe Driscoll]

I think NM still has the highest percentage of PhD's per capita.

Education is no substitute for common sense. Are you still angry about the Civil War?

[Tijeras_Slim]

I'll resent it. And I do.

NM FReepers don't think that! You make it out here Sam, and we'll feed ya' enchiladas and cerveza.

[Quix]

And you are super kind and charitable.

When you told him such things . . . did he get that geeky kind of puzzled, confused, out to lunch look in your eye as though the computing circuits were working overtime?

[Magnolia]

Dummy refused to believe New Mexico was a state.

lol! We have the same problem in Oklahoma. Some believe it's hostile territory & we're still chasing Indians on horseback!

[Quix]

You could move.

You could become super conservative and in the process greatly more rational.

Maybe you are, in disguise?

[gathersnomoss]

Constitution Day = Mel Blanc

[Tijeras_Slim]

Yes.

[Quix]

Just every tree imaginable dripping with snakes.

[Quix]

I never was that concerned about the civil war. Before my time.

I don't think NM in general got all that hot and bothered about it. Certainly not now.