[Prodigal Son]

Wow. I wonder what they think about Victory Drive outside Benning?

[Cogadh na Sith]

Heck, when I went to jump school at Benning, they still had strippers at the "I Bar" on post.

In Korea, we had strippers at the Officer's Club--Australian ones. They were hot.

Germany is now a 'dry' tour--no beer, even off duty.

I don't know what is wrong with the Army nowadays....

It's really hardly worth doing anymore--you're micromanaged to death in your job and treated like a child.