[Mulder]

Take some viagra, it'll set you free.

Maybe if you'd stop fantasizing about my !@#$%, you'd be able to make a halfway decent effort of defending your statist president wasting our tax dollars.

[gatorbait]

I must have hit home.My ,thou doth protest too much. I almost feel sorry for you. Almost. Look ,why don't you and the dead enders go on over to Liberty Post and save the world over there. You'll be relatively more happy, a term I think does not apply to you, but, it'll be a start. Maybe you can all get a good PAt Rant going there and pick up a book or or two from his presidential library.

By the way, did Mulder ever nail Scully? I never had the time to waste with paranoid fiction.