Not a chance! Your ducksauce remark got me into BIG trouble here. My daughter asked to use the computer and I told her I still had a lot of work to do. I snuck a peek at FR, saw your post and went into a fit of giggles. She came in to see what I was laughing about and I had to fess up that I snuck off to play for a minute ;-)
I've loved Chinese food, all kinds, from the time I could eat solid food. The analogy was too easy and funny, but, your dim sum, is far better...absolutely priceless !