What if everything you've been told to give up were actually the very things keeping you alive

Agora Inc ^ | 1/25/04 | William Campbell Douglass II, M.D.

[billorites]

"I've decided I'm taking up smoking. My doctor says I'm not getting enough tar" - Steve Martin

[Pietro]

all that's well and good but what does he have to say about nature's perfect food; pepperoni?

[cripplecreek]

after all that, i think im going to give up reading.

[tbird5]

Weird

[AM2000]

I just ordered a pepperoni pizza because of your comment. Thanks a lot :-)

[netmilsmom]

Did you buy this? Does it work?

I believe in what my OB told me when I said I was giving up coffee and diet coke. "OH NO", she said, "Your body is going through too much. Don't give up anything cold turkey!"

[tet68]

Baaaaah, he didn't mention getting rid of "Harmful Intestinal Parasites" at all.

[DefCon]

"You want the truth?
You can't handle the truth!"
- - -
Hells Bells.
I can't even tell what the truth is, anymore.

[JimVT]

Way to go, Dr. Bill.

I was reading real hard till I got to the point where you starting hyping your OWN cures.

Jezzum..Lord, Amighty...every time ya turn around there's some medico trashing another one and humping his own cure.

Here's mine.....We made a plan before we entered this life cycle as to how long it was going to be and what we needed to learn.

All things in moderation....and ya won't go wrong.

"Methusela lived 900 years..........."

[Agnes Heep]

Send me $5 and I'll show you how to get rich quick.

[Capriole]

"Studies show that many American men over 40 actually suffer a dangerous testosterone deficiency."

I've run into a few men like that. Liberals, of course. Pathetic.

[Welsh Rabbit]

Mark for later reading.

[billorites]

"...every time ya turn around there's some medico trashing another one and humping his own cure."

Hmmm. Any particular Vermont physician spring to mind?

[pax_et_bonum]

"What if everything you've been told to give up were actually the very things keeping you alive"

Oh my gosh!

What if you had succeeded in convincing me to give up my underscores?!

[Senator Pardek]

Only me and my stylist know!

[Libertarianize the GOP]

ping

[andy58-in-nh]

I knew it, I knew it!
Hell, even if the good Doctor here is a bit sanguine about the risks, I'm going to enjoy my cigar and whiskey just a little bit more tonight....

[Khurkris]

Presented in a hyperbolic manner, but all the Dr. says have been shown to be true.

I just hate it when copy writers go on a caffeine binge close to deadline time.

[Flyer]

What if you had succeeded in convincing me to give up my underscores?!

First of all, I was totally swayed by your reasoning. Second, I_was_not trying to convince you otherwise, merely clarifying your desire.