[lorrainer]

NEGLECTS HIS ROOTS

I dunno. I could never SEE his roots. I still contend it's a hairpiece.

[conservatism_IS_compassion]

Fortunately, many here understand the really important issues - such as hair. This is almost as big as something anti-Bush New Hampshirites call "electability" - defined as "the ability to avoid staging a Howard Dean meltdown in public."

Considering the significance of hair in post-Eisenhower presidential pollitics,

perhaps we should in future expect health-care coverage of hair transplants to become a political issue.