Jon Stewart, the Immoderator

Washington Post ^ | 1/22/2004 | Richard Leiby

[tbeatty]

And how will the 2004 race end? "It ends with Howard Dean in a white Bronco being chased down the Santa Monica Freeway." In the Washingtonian's February issue, National Editor Kim Eisler -- whom Lott rejected last year as a possible co-author of his memoirs -- quotes the Mississippi Republican as referring to former Carter administration official and journalist Hodding Carter III as "Hodding the Turd" and calling Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-N.Y.) "butt ugly."

[tbeatty]

Why is it that seeing Howard Dean driving a white bronco down the Santa Monica freeway being chased by a dozen CHP cars at 30 MPH wouldn't surprise me?

Butt Ugly? Is Trent Lott's butt uglier than the average butt? Is this a trial balloon for butt enhancement surgery that he is planning? Does it take a village to raise his butt?

[Ole Okie]

To be fair to Lott, he was referring to Hitlery Rodman Clintoon as "butt ugly", an assessment with which I agree.