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To: mhking
Just a quick question, how the hell is duct tape gonna help you? If we got bombed, duct tape ain't gonna do a damn thing.
18 posted on 01/25/2004 8:19:14 PM PST by american_punk (Hey megalomaniac, you're no Jesus....)
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To: american_punk
Just a quick question, how the hell is duct tape gonna help you? If we got bombed, duct tape ain't gonna do a damn thing.

You can wrap it around your head to keep it from exploding...

19 posted on 01/25/2004 8:20:16 PM PST by mhking
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To: american_punk
"Just a quick question, how the hell is duct tape gonna help you? If we got bombed, duct tape ain't gonna do a damn thing."

You can wrap it around your crotch so we won't have to worry about you having children...

29 posted on 01/25/2004 8:24:54 PM PST by cibco (Xin Loi... Saddam)
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To: american_punk
How is duct tape gonna work. Didnt you hear, tin foil doesnt work because it really is made out of aluminum foil (part of the zionist disinformation campaign) but duct tape is silver because of the tin woven in the fabric and offers some protection against the microwaves. (sorry I couldnt resist)!!
33 posted on 01/25/2004 8:26:01 PM PST by Coroner
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To: american_punk
Just a quick question, how the hell is duct tape gonna help you? If we got bombed, duct tape ain't gonna do a damn thing.

The sticky side is good for picking anthrax out of envelopes. In sufficient quantities, it can be used as a radiation shield. If you wrap it around buildings quickly enough, you can keep them from collapsing for a few extra minutes.

127 posted on 01/26/2004 3:52:27 AM PST by Lazamataz (The Republicans have turned into Democrats, and the Democrats have turned into Marxists.)
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To: american_punk
You be outta here......I always miss the fun.
139 posted on 01/26/2004 5:30:17 AM PST by b4its2late
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