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DFU SONG: If My Friends Could See Me Now (sing it, John Kerry!)
DFU SONG PARODIES
| 1-2004
| Lyrics, Doug from Upland
Posted on 01/25/2004 6:27:18 PM PST by doug from upland
http://home.frognet.net/~ritchie/jukeboxpage.htm
MIDI - IF MY FRIENDS COULD SEE ME NOW
In Vietnam...North attacked South
I served, but since then I've been shooting off my mouth
With leftist pals, you heard me whine
I had thrown away my medals, but those medals were not mine
If Jane could see me now, she would be very proud
With commies she had sided and had led the crowd
If I had my way, good ol' Saddam Hussein
Would still be flushing body parts down the drain
If Jane could see me now, I am Theresa's toy
But I just hope she wouldn't call me Ketchup Boy
We're at war and holy cow...it's time for protesting
Hanoi Jane, come see me now
If Jane could see me now, she'd say "Go get 'em, John...
It's on the USA we should be spitting on"
In wartime let's mock the commander in chief
Pehaps an airhead could ask "Boxers or briefs?"
If Jane could see me now, I know I'd get her hot
I'd tell her "Come here baby, show me what you've got"
We're at war and holy cow...it's time for protesting
Hanoi Jane, come see me now
If Jane could see me now, I know that she would smile
All those who want a strong America, I rile
I'll never act without the UN consent
I'll try my best to damage this president
If Jane could see me now, I am Theresa's toy
But I just hope she wouldn't call me Ketchup Boy
We're at war and holy cow...it's time for protesting
Hanoi Jane, come see me now
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: antiwarscum; heinzend; kerry; ketchup; lurch; northeastliberal; unitednationssuckup
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posted on
01/25/2004 6:33:23 PM PST
by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
To: doug from upland
Hey Doug... I was gone a while.. how is your friend in Iraq?
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posted on
01/25/2004 6:33:44 PM PST
by
GeronL
(miss me?? I've been gone... you mean you didn't even notice?? wwaaaaaaaaaaa!!!)
To: doug from upland
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posted on
01/25/2004 6:43:22 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
(Socialism is Slavery)
To: doug from upland
Most excellent, my friend. Bravo !!!
To: GeronL
He is back safely. Thanks. After the experience, we are concentrating more in the U.S. It is safer. :)
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posted on
01/25/2004 6:53:55 PM PST
by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
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posted on
01/25/2004 6:56:36 PM PST
by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
To: dutchess; Looking4Truth; solzhenitsyn; Paul Atreides; rockfish59; StarFan; RobFromGa; whoever; ...
Ping.
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posted on
01/25/2004 7:03:50 PM PST
by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
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posted on
01/25/2004 7:29:30 PM PST
by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
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posted on
01/25/2004 7:55:17 PM PST
by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
To: All
Kerry Tax Shelter story ---
CLICK.
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posted on
01/26/2004 3:16:47 PM PST
by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
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posted on
01/26/2004 9:57:32 PM PST
by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
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