[Poser]

"Are you crazy! That would REALLY hurt! Of course, they are LAPtops, aren't they?"

I'm effing brave!

Technically, I think they are notebooks. Laptops were *much* bigger and really weren't very practical on the lap. The notebooks are perfect. I have a wireless cable modem and a Barco-lounger. Add 3 remote controls for the TV, satellite dish and stereo, an LL Bean Thermos full of coffee and you only have to move every 3 hours or so.

[Polycarp IV]

and you only have to move every 3 hours or so.

increase your Barco time--Texas Catheter...