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Remarks by the President to the Press Pool (Bush orders ribs, grills press - hilarious!)
White House website ^ | 1/22/04 | White House press office

Posted on 01/24/2004 8:17:52 PM PST by adam_az

Remarks by the President to the Press Pool Nothin' Fancy Cafe Roswell, New Mexico

11:25 A.M. MST

THE PRESIDENT: I need some ribs.

Q Mr. President, how are you?

THE PRESIDENT: I'm hungry and I'm going to order some ribs.

Q What would you like?

THE PRESIDENT: Whatever you think I'd like.

Q Sir, on homeland security, critics would say you simply haven't spent enough to keep the country secure.

THE PRESIDENT: My job is to secure the homeland and that's exactly what we're going to do. But I'm here to take somebody's order. That would be you, Stretch -- what would you like? Put some of your high-priced money right here to try to help the local economy. You get paid a lot of money, you ought to be buying some food here. It's part of how the economy grows. You've got plenty of money in your pocket, and when you spend it, it drives the economy forward. So what would you like to eat?

Q Right behind you, whatever you order.

THE PRESIDENT: I'm ordering ribs. David, do you need a rib?

Q But Mr. President --

THE PRESIDENT: Stretch, thank you, this is not a press conference. This is my chance to help this lady put some money in her pocket. Let me explain how the economy works. When you spend money to buy food it helps this lady's business. It makes it more likely somebody is going to find work. So instead of asking questions, answer mine: are you going to buy some food?

Q Yes.

THE PRESIDENT: Okay, good. What would you like?

Q Ribs.

THE PRESIDENT: Ribs? Good. Let's order up some ribs.

Q What do you think of the democratic field, sir?

THE PRESIDENT: See, his job is to ask questions, he thinks my job is to answer every question he asks. I'm here to help this restaurant by buying some food. Terry, would you like something?

Q An answer.

Q Can we buy some questions?

THE PRESIDENT: Obviously these people -- they make a lot of money and they're not going to spend much. I'm not saying they're overpaid, they're just not spending any money.

Q Do you think it's all going to come down to national security, sir, this election?

THE PRESIDENT: One of the things David does, he asks a lot of questions, and they're good, generally.

END 11:29 A.M. MST


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Extended News; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; US: New Mexico
KEYWORDS: bush; bush2004; election; liberalmedia; newmexico; ribs
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To: adam_az
That was awesome! =)
21 posted on 01/24/2004 11:10:28 PM PST by Skwidd
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To: Ronin
i'm sure he did

if you can remember, bill clinton lost the launch codes out of his wallet. Must have fallen out when he was retreiving a rubber.
22 posted on 01/24/2004 11:27:41 PM PST by adam_az (Be vewy vewy qwiet, I'm hunting weftists.)
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To: Ronin
I've always wondered if the President carries keys. He never drives and all the doors are opened for him. I'll bet Bush keeps a set for his pickup in Crawford.
23 posted on 01/24/2004 11:31:09 PM PST by Richard Kimball
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To: alnick
An all-time great pic! Thanks for posting!
24 posted on 01/24/2004 11:31:49 PM PST by JennysCool
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To: adam_az
Who remembers the story of Agore opening a restaurant?

http://www.newsmax.com/showinside.shtml?a=2001/12/1/103224

Saturday, Dec. 1, 2001 11:30 a.m. EST

'Al and Tipper's Country Diner' Not to Be

It looks like Tennesseans won't be enjoying the culinary delights of "Al and Tipper's Country Diner" anytime soon.

In fact, a Gore spokesman now claims that a Reuters report that the former VP announced he was opening his own "low-cost" greasy spoon was 100 percent wrong.

"The story was based on an erroneous hearing of Gore's remarks," Reuters said late Friday. "According to a transcript provided by a representative for Gore, the former vice president said, '... we stopped at a little family restaurant in Tennessee. We were eating there by ourselves. It was a low-cost restaurant called Shoney's.'"

Late Thursday the wire service reported that Gore had told an audience in Lagos, Nigeria, "We have started a family restaurant in Tennessee and we are running it ourselves. It is a low-cost restaurant."

Instead of waiting tables and slinging hash, the former Democratic Party presidential candidate will divide his time between a new job with a West Coast investment firm and lecturing at two Tennessee colleges.

25 posted on 01/25/2004 12:21:52 AM PST by adam_az (Be vewy vewy qwiet, I'm hunting weftists.)
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To: Howlin
Didn't want you to miss this one.
26 posted on 01/25/2004 12:32:10 AM PST by reformed_democrat
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To: Ronin
Something I have always wondered. Does the President actually carry a wallet with money in it?

I remember a story George H W Bush told once. I think it was mid-Presidency, and a little school girl asked a similar question.

His reply was that he stopped writing checks and started using a CC since people wouldn't cash the check (since the signature is potentially more valuable), so his checkbook was always out of balance.

27 posted on 01/25/2004 4:17:20 PM PST by RagingBull
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