[Dead Corpse]

You are not authorized to participate in this Two Minutes of Hate. Report to the Ministry of Love for an orientation session.

[Night Hides Not]

There was at least one store at Grapevine Mills Mall that celebrated MLK Day. It was a women's store (don't remember the name) that exhorted women to celebrate MLK Day by going in for a free bra fitting!

I say that deserves a snappy salute! Or do I have to report to the Ministry of Love, too?

[ladylib]

And then go right to the "reflection room" and reflect on what you learned from the "Ministry of Love" and while you're there, put some condoms on the bananas for the next sex ed class.

Honest, in some districts it's called the "reflection room" instead of a detention room.