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She reminds me of the Canadian border agent I was asked to speak to travelling from Seattle to BC., by car.

I was asked by the asian/canadian crossing guard if me, as an American, left my guns and dogs home. I was driving my car which had AZ. plates. (I won't explain which state issued(az))

After 2 hours of bull&^ap from the ice guys, I was allowed to leave.

All the while I was ridiculed, I looked at this canuck with a large photo of the queen behind him. I kept my cool.

I wanted to ask him who was in the photo behind him.

my question to the rice/canuck

IS THAT THE CANADIAN VERSION OF AUNT JEMIMA?:):):)

All the while I was ridiculed, I looked at this canuck with a large photo of the queen behind him. I kept my cool.

Most thinking Englishmen left for America long ago. Canada remains for all the rest.

"...proud Albion bowed to Caesar, and many masters more, to Picts, to Danes, to Normans, we scarce can count the score.."

Air Force One arrives at Heathrow Airport and President
Bush strides to a warm and dignified handshake from the Queen. They ride in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they board a magnificent 17th
century carriage hitched to six magnificent white
horses. They ride towards Buckingham Palace waving to the thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well. Suddenly the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous earth
shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire and
the smell was so excruciating, both of them had to use handkerchiefs over their noses. The fart shakes the coach but the two dignitaries of state do their best to ignore the incident. The Queen turns to President Bush, "Mr President please accept my regrets... I am sure you understand there are some things that even a
Queen cannot control." George Bush, always trying to be
"presidential", replies. "Your Majesty, do not give the matter another thought... If you had not mentioned
it, I would have thought it was one of the horses."