[Modernman]

Hehe. Sounds like a judge's version of accepting a drink.

"I'd like to see you in my chambers, officer."

I once picked up a female cop in Ann Arbor by telling her she was way too pretty to be a cop.

[StolarStorm]

Did you still get the ticket or get cuffed?

[DFW_Repub]

I knew a guy who's stepmother was a DEA agent. She was an alcoholic and was addicted to laxitives. Before she sought help she was up to something 60 laxitives a day.